St. Louis Cardinals

One of the best baseball franchises around with arguably the greatest fanbase.

The St. Louis Cardinals beat the Houston Astros today, and will again tomorrow.

by Pujols005 October 13, 2005

Cardiomasterbation

To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.

"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)

by ihatecejay October 16, 2008

saint louis cardinals

the best record in baseball. what now?

the red birds are gonna win the world series!

by saintlouA September 29, 2004

cardboard pants

when somebody is wearing pants which are cardboard in colour, usually tight, stiff and could also have a pinstripe.

hey did you see those cardboard pants?
yeah where did he get those, value village?

by mrizack August 2, 2010

Cardi B

Likes to drug men and also throw chanclas at people!

Don't you dare steal ma man bitch- Cardi B

by Bootylickerpickerdicker April 20, 2019

Cardinal Cardigan

Perfected in Ireland, A sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except with a redhead.

"My boyfriend Henry O'Malligan ruined St. Patrick's Day by giving me a Cardinal Cardigan."

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009

Cardinal Rovini

A nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini, given to him in reference to Karl Rove. Ruini has been given this nickname due to his political interference in other countries.

We've got Karl Rove. The Vatican has Cardinal Rovini.

by jesster79 February 27, 2006