Callum

A white male

Person 1: "Hey Callum you are white"

Callum: "Yep"

by Omegalulnocap September 26, 2020

calling card

a way of getting to someone through someone else.

an "in"
could be to do with an 'inside man'

"Tell the pin I want words, Brad is my calling card."

by AQM December 7, 2006

calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.

After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.

by djk January 29, 2004

callum reeve

has an abnormally small penis

my boyfriend has a chode, im really disapointed
oh must be called callum reeve

by willy205 October 28, 2011

calling them out

1. The act of advising a person/persons (usually of a one way selfish nature) that their actions and/or lack of actions are perceived by the mainstream of society as being douchey. 2. Doing the lords work.....well sort of??!!!

Can you believe how obnoxious and selfish those douchebags are acting? I pray to god someone starts calling them out on it!

by calling them out April 27, 2020

Dry calling

It's like dry-humping but involving a phone. It's basically a dry run on a phone call. You're not doing it for real. It's when you want to call someone but chicken out and only dial the number but never press Send or never quite finish dialing (if on a non-mobile phone).

A: "did you call him yet?" B: "I'll call him tomorrow. So far I've only been dry calling."

by fuckyoubuddy October 18, 2011

Callum

Callum is a STUPID POTATO if you see a Callum you better yell stupid potato otherwise you will have 8 years bad luck.

If you see a Stupid Potato in the wild you have been blessed.

Wow, there's a wild Callum (stupid potato)

by Stupid_Chicken_Nugget June 23, 2019