the calling

i love the calling. they are the best band on this planet. theyre amazing live and Alex Band is so hot. his voice is like... :O

the calling are the sex xx.

when your hope is lost and you can take it

by Teh KAT March 9, 2005

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cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005

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Girlfriend's Calling of Duty

When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.

Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"

Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)

by BiddelyBongPills87 October 7, 2011

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Pulling a Callie

When you get on your computer to get work done in the library, or any quiet place, and realize that you left your browser open to a video of the pornographic genre. The resulting humiliation comes from sounds of a girl moaning, echoing through the library as everyone stares at you in disgust. Made popular through the viral youtube video "Girl Caught Watching Porn In Library" featuring a young college girl named Callie.

"hey man, I totally saw this guy pulling a Callie in the library today! He opened up his laptop to a video called 'Moaner while I bone her.'"

"Oh man, that's hilarious! He definitely pulled a major Callie."

by cakepan face March 23, 2012

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