A mixture of bugginess, minor glitches, strange animations, bizarre control schemes and any other number of possible occurrences or abnormalities.
by tKzp3ukghUvFnjkF February 28, 2022
Get the Janky Controlsmug. by G1XXY August 11, 2016
Get the Booze controlmug. Rob: Hey Barnes, you see Nick was getting whistled constantly out there?
Barnes: Yeah he wasn't controlling the action.
Barnes: Yeah he wasn't controlling the action.
by jamberoo December 9, 2012
Get the Controlling the actionmug. When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.
Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.
by misszombie June 1, 2011
Get the Colbert Controlmug. When people so perfect, so prestine, so accomplished, and immaculate; mess up just so they can see what it's like.
Evan: you just face timed me?
Joe: I didn't mean to
Evan: way to fuck up
Joe: sometimes I like to know what it's like to make a controlled mistake
Joe: I didn't mean to
Evan: way to fuck up
Joe: sometimes I like to know what it's like to make a controlled mistake
by Jsquared4.0 December 9, 2012
Get the Controlled mistakemug. The ability of a girl to control one's penis by making him hard at any time she desires.
Originates from the Hebrew word for a dick, Zain.
Originates from the Hebrew word for a dick, Zain.
-Holy shit man! How'd you manage to have sex six times a day??
- Idk man, this girl's got a zain control over me!
- Idk man, this girl's got a zain control over me!
by Barco Polo April 27, 2020
Get the Zain controlmug. Control sex, where the girl/boy takes control of the fucking. so the girl would tell the boy to get her to orgasm and he would do it.
I'm in high school and I'm still single, but my science partner, Sierra, and I have this thing. It's not dating, it's fucking better!
One day we were in class, she passed me a note and asked me to meet her outside of the boy's bathroom after class, so I did, when I got there Sierra was waiting. She grabbed my hand and pulled me into a stall. then she kissed me softly and I kissed her back, then things were in full swing, we were making out! we kissed hard, She pulled off my shirt, and I tore off her's. She teased off her bra and her boobs were bouncing against me, I grabbed her breasts and started sucking them madly, she unbuckled my belt and pulled down my pants, then she pulled down hers. I inserted my penis into her vagina and she moaned with pleasure, in and out, in and out, I cummed just as she hit orgasm, she let out a shill scream of joy and pleasure, then we were into control sex, she was in charge, It's just badasss SEXY when your girl tells you what to do. Ever since then we went to that same stall every day in between classes and I was now a taken man. We were in a relationship, we were IN LOVE. I was with the girl of my dreams, mmmmmmmmm.
One day we were in class, she passed me a note and asked me to meet her outside of the boy's bathroom after class, so I did, when I got there Sierra was waiting. She grabbed my hand and pulled me into a stall. then she kissed me softly and I kissed her back, then things were in full swing, we were making out! we kissed hard, She pulled off my shirt, and I tore off her's. She teased off her bra and her boobs were bouncing against me, I grabbed her breasts and started sucking them madly, she unbuckled my belt and pulled down my pants, then she pulled down hers. I inserted my penis into her vagina and she moaned with pleasure, in and out, in and out, I cummed just as she hit orgasm, she let out a shill scream of joy and pleasure, then we were into control sex, she was in charge, It's just badasss SEXY when your girl tells you what to do. Ever since then we went to that same stall every day in between classes and I was now a taken man. We were in a relationship, we were IN LOVE. I was with the girl of my dreams, mmmmmmmmm.
by SEXFREAK wet ass pwussy September 30, 2020
Get the control sexmug.