Conolegde

A word used to describe someone that believes they’re funny. but aren’t.

I was talking with john the other day. He's such a Conolegde.

by lEd 123 beanie December 20, 2022

ConsoleX

Synonym for something big, colossal, so big that you can barely see it from a kilometer away

Everything is consolexer in texas

Bro you're so consolexous...

by Mark the fat kid's biggest fan June 11, 2023

Dual Console

When two people are having sex while one of them is playing a videogame.

She was riding me while I was facing the T.V. playing Xbox doing the 'ol Dual Console.

by 3Crowns October 10, 2013

The Congolese Flaming Snip

The act of performing a circumcision procedure on ones self with a flaming red hot 1000 degree heated sword. Usually performed in the Congo.

"Son, it's now your time are you ready to man up? I did it when I was your age, now you have to perform the Congolese flaming Snip".

by Jeremy L______ong April 24, 2017

centre console cowgirl

A complex position only recommended for veteran parking lot heroes, where the male participant lies stomach up on the centre console, while the female participant ( or other male if that's what your into) proceeds to ride the hog viciously while holding onto the " oh Jesus handles" of the vechile and holds on for dear life

Man did you see Jamal and shenika doing the centre console cowgirl yesterday during lunch?

Man not again, crazy bastard almost died last time

by EWC2K17 June 6, 2017

Abbie Connolly

I am Fluent in Spanish, and I have an IQ OF FUCKING 3 BILLION AND I WILL HIT YOU A BOX IF YOU EVER COME AT ME LARRY.

"I wish I was Abbie Connolly, she thicc."

by Yakov Fleemring October 17, 2018

laura conole

Irish slang for a funsponge, a person who sucks up all the fun in life.

“See that one over there, she’s a real Laura conole”

by TheGameshowHost November 2, 2018