A drink (usually large, with the intention of getting a premature buzz) specially made to consume before arriving at the first destination of the evening; which somehow spills in your vehicle before imbibing any of it.
My friends Nat and Janet were on their way out for the evening when Nat's Rogue Cocktail spilled. What a mess !!!
by Edge Gomez January 1, 2012

A drink or mixture of substances used to induce ulcerative colitis in an enemy, or friend that keeps doing you dirty..
Friend 1: yo wtf is that smell?
Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up
Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?
Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block
Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up
Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?
Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block
by AhJiggaWhat June 6, 2022

Portnoy made sure the bartenders at his son's Bris served their delicious mosoltov cocktails AFTER ceremony!
by blewdodolavoodoo November 7, 2013

The act of smoking weed out of a mans bellend to make the smoke go down the shaft for a quicker high
by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

by anonymous December 31, 2020

by thecelticboar January 13, 2013

A milkshake thrown at a far-right politician, as has happened to British politician Nigel Farage. The Molotov cocktail of the 21st century.
by tehfriendlyghost May 27, 2019
