Cack

A limp, lame or dirty penis

You are such a cack
Eat some of my birthday cack

by Sleezy Lee December 9, 2021

Cack

Onomatopoeia for things that sound like:
-The sound a taser makes
-Newton balls
-cheap 90’s toys

“‘Cack’ your taser, they’ll scurry off.”
“The washer’s ‘cacking’ again.”

by anonymous February 10, 2022

Cacked

To get completely destroyed. Similar devastation to getting sandwiched by rocket sleds on rails.

Cacking someone feels like a triple collateral on purpose.

Marco fucking cacked Polo.

GET CACKED!!!

by hdxNihilist February 11, 2022

Cack

When you are tired and are gonna go to bed

Hey guys I’m about to cack

You Dre I’m gonna cack

by Lightskin112233 January 16, 2021

Cack

C - Commanding A - Alpha ck - Cock

The larger more dominant penis.

The type of cock you see in your significant other when you get home early from work.

In the wild, it's free and majestic, and every Beta wants to gaze at it in wonder.

While domesticated, it gets married and keeps the spouse with a smile on their face.

Damn Susie, Alex gave me some serious Cack last night, it was thunder clapping my cheeks and now I can hardly walk, and my stomach hurts"

"His Cack bout broke my damn jaw off"

"Janet said her hubby has a tiny red rocket, and she constantly thinks about Alex's Cack"

by MrSir86 February 4, 2021

cack

a fake version of cake

Honey want some cack said mom isnet that the gross version of cake that tastes like vomit said duagther yes said mom then i dont want it said daugther

by Josephine T. Huynh March 16, 2021

Cack

Penis prolapse

Yo I was shitting so hard I almost cacked; yo that mans cacked tf up; that shits cacked

by Joemamaisracistandimjoemama April 23, 2021