brown kiss

to fart and then dedicate it to somebody.

Pete farts, then says "That was a brown kiss for you."

Ramon answers: "Thank you!"

brown kiss by Pete S. aka lvlasta_lee October 25, 2006

brown bandit 

A person who enjoys anal sex. Usually for hours on end.

1: "Man, Diana is such a brown bandit!"

2: "Ya man, she loves it up the ass"

brown bandit by J Rivers April 7, 2010

Brown Paddle Award 

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.

Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

Brown Paddle Award by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010

Brown Lantern 

A finishing maneuver when a man and woman are having sex. As the man is ready to ejaculate he jumps up, turns around and lights a fart as he finishes himself off.

Johnny and Debbie ate at a wonderful mexican restaraunt. That night Johnny gave a Debbie a brown lantern that absolutely blew her away!

Brown Lantern by 0face! July 19, 2010

Brown Pontiac 

Pink Cadillac's ugly neighbor, the asshole.

Since my man wanted to take a ride on the Hershey Highway, I told him to leave the Pink Cadillac in the garage and take a ride in my Brown Pontiac instead.

Brown Pontiac by Jenn Atailya January 10, 2010

Brown m&m

A type of chocolate. Typically one that Wilbur Soot wants to “fuck”, and think is “sexy”.

“I wanna fuck the brown m&m!” - Wilbur spot during a stream

Brown m&m by Quackitynotfoundwastaken April 13, 2021

brown massacre 

It's when somebody runs into the bathroom and has to shit really bad. They don't even get their pants all the way down and blast shit all over the place. The sheer horror and disbelief of a brown massacre is enough to make a grown man break into tears.

If your house is full of drunk people, or if you just had a big bean burrito, get ready for a brown massacre from hell.

brown massacre by rockstarchris June 21, 2007