Brendan

A very fat person with a discolored neck. Skips school to play fortnite and doesn’t achieve at school. Talks trash online but gets slapped in real life. He doesn't stop talking but when he does its because he’s eating

“Eww Look at that fat kid”

“Yeah His name is Brendan”

by Anonymous 514 May 18, 2019

Brendan

A guy that is immune to diabetes

Brendan eat so much chocolate how does he not have diabetes

by Lee bear May 25, 2019

brendan bevola

A Brendan Bevola is a very broad and alternative name for a drink or beverage that is usually alcoholic

Derived from the Australian Football player, 'Brendan Fevola', the "Fev" in Fevola is much similar to the abbreviation of "Beverage" which is 'Bev'. Often you'll hear this at parties in Australia, more commonly in Victoria. Very basically, the term is just an alternative to the word "drink" or "beverage" or any specific drink.

Guy 1: "ay lads we good to leave for Mick's in an hour?"

Guy 2: "fuck, hang on bro, i gotta go pick up some Brendan Bevolas from the Bottle-o first!"

Guy 1: "oh true cunt i gotta grab some meself!"

by Seage May 28, 2019

Brendan

A really sweet nerd! Fucking adorable little thing with the most beautiful blue eyes ever! Smartest person you will ever know!

Person 1: omg did you see his eyes?

Person 2: yeah, they are almost as beautiful as brendans

by supercell56 July 20, 2019

Brendan

Usually not loyal cheats on a girl named Abby Miller has a fat sister and two. Sister and one send tity nudes and they fucking mean

“Brendan is not loyal.”

by Mill3r.022 March 24, 2019

Brendan

A usually stupid man, but never gives up. they keep's trying for hot women and their affection. they are kind of good leader's, loves to joke never quits. He is a person that alway's tries to help, he is generous, and he is accepting. When somebody pisses him off, you'll know when because he is a rough Irishman.

Yo you see Brendan over there talking to that beautiful woman?

Yah he is tryin hard.

by Yeeting young man April 3, 2019

Brendan

Small little cutie obsessed with a ciara. Floats his boat too much thinks hes class. Real faggot

Hes a faggot. Must be a brendan. So small and cute

by Big long slong July 25, 2019