Brendan

the zestiest man you will ever meet

did you see brendan’s walk at ricky’s party, brendan’s zesty

by zestyzestcunts September 28, 2023

st brendan

a school in miami where the coolest ppl ever go to, way better than lourdes, west minister, carrollton, palmer trinity, and all other schools. we like columbus and belen boys cause they’re so hot and have long schlongs.

guy 1: did u see that hot ass girl?
guy 2: yeah what school does she go to?
guy 1: st brendan definitely

by bibi and la January 22, 2024

Brendan

not a very good person with no life and no friends :)

ha there's brendan loooooser !!!!!

by gago2925 November 22, 2019

Brendan Tolman

Guy who drives Toyota Tacoma through elementary schools.

Looks at the damages then drives away

Please do not pull a Brendan Tolman, everything is going to be okay

by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023

Brendan

Great at fitting toys up his hole

Look it’s Brendan and his ms incredible looking ass hole

by IHateBrendan1 January 30, 2022

Brendan

Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.

Mmmmmmmm Brendan’s around
Every girl ever: i’m boutta bust on site

by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021

Brendan's fantasy football team

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"

1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"

by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017