Brendan

Brendan's a jerk, he's an idiot jerk. He's a jerk idiot, he's and idot jerk. He's a jerk, he's a jerk, he's a jerk.
Get that Brendan shit out of here!
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Dan: Did you see Brendan Today?

Alan: Yes, he was going to church
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grimace: heyyy, GIVE ME THE D

brendan: i can shake your world grimace

brendan: but im not gay

Grimace: you little cutie patootie, i want you sooo bad
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Brendan is the alternative spelling of Brandon and this definition exists only because of the instagram trend.
"Brendan? Oh you mean Brandon?"

B: "Oh man i couldn't find my name on urban dictionary."
A: "What's your name?"
B: "Brandon but like, Brendan"
A: "Hold my beer, bReNdAn"
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The slimiest, greasiest don
Brendan: Oh i would help you but like i’m with my girlfriend...

Other person: Don’t be such a Brenfan
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The slimiest, greasiest don
man: oh i’m sorry that your locked out of your house but i’m with my girlfriend sooo

other man: ahh mate don’t be a Brendan
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A complete DEVIL. C. H. A. O. S
I don't like Brendan so l'm not a part of this. Brendan is egoistic.
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