brazel dazzel

a faggot who is often seen bitching about people not being christianlike and/or explaining to girls how he doesnt understand them then asking to date

Look ryan's after laura agian...
omg...that stupid ass brazel dazzel will never learn...

by jb September 12, 2005

Braden

He is super gay, like he kisses girls. Such a weird person. Usually had a 1 inch penis but some may have 2 inch. Nothing bigger than 2. Most Braden's fight dogs for a living and beat women. To summarize them they are usually the person to say,
"do you kno de wey brudda." Yeah they are pretty annoying

Braden is such a fucken sex

by yurmpm May 3, 2018

Braden

Braden is a typical basic f-boy he enjoys smoking and sex. Braden will tell you anything you wanna hear so he can get into your pants... If a Braden has actually caught feelings he shows it for sure with endless amounts of attention and care as well as gifts. Now Braden can be an ass at times but he's still a great dude and not only that but hes super chill... just being around a Braden is fun and never awkward.

you: Braden is such a cool dude

friend: yea but watch out hes a fuckboy
you: oh whatever ik hes not gonna hurt me even though hes hurt 500 billion other girls

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

braten

Is commonly mistaken for being of gay or bisexual sexuality because of his good looks and usually pleasant personality. Has trouble making male friends but, can easily swoon any girl with his romantic charm. His eyes are the first thing you will fall in love with. Is definitely a romantic and is not a fighter. Will spend his whole life working to do what he loves. Great listener who will not judge you when you open up to him. Great man to love will not ever be untrue to you.

Braten is sooo cute, do you think I should make a move?

by Pmipamimab January 3, 2017

Braden

a horny boy, who likes butt pics from his girlfriend. he is very awkward and his friends call him a horndog.

person 1: omg did you hear what braden asked brynn?
person 2: yeah! hes such a horndog

by deshdosh420 February 16, 2019

Braden

Literally has no friends lmao

Hey look it’s braden. Why he by himself?

by Cooking May 22, 2019

Bradenton

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton

by Bradenton September 4, 2021