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Ryan's Mom 

Noun; A very attractive woman, who's even more so attractive then your standard Milf. A lucky find. You won't find one of these every day at the corner store. Maybe once a week.
Bob: Check out that Milf over there
Steve: Thats not a standard milf, that looks like "Ryan's Mom"

ryan s rage 

Going full out ballistic and trying to kill someone with a pen or other school supplies
Douchbag: I slept with yo girl
You: you keep shit talking me ima Ryan S rage yo ass
ryan s rage by Yolo2341 February 3, 2017

Ryan's Toy Review 

Ryan's Toy Review is angry at you
Ryan's Toy Review by Turtle_boi1754 September 19, 2020

Ryan's Gay Yeet Ass 

It's a round thingy that you can see. It hangs from your boyfriend's butt and people like to stare at it sometimes. It's unflappable and saggy. But if your boyfriend has a Ryan Gay Yeet Ass, all the girls and guys will be jealous.
"Look. Charlie doesn't have a Ryan's Gay Yeet Ass!"

CAN BE USED AS A NOUN OR AN ADJECTIVE.

Ryan’s Chode 

Young hairy Irish Code. At least 30 inches wide and a maximum of 2 inches long. Wrapped with filthy foreskin. Never meant to be used.
What is that thing?! It looks like Ryan’s Chode! Yuck!