Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.

"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."

by PsychoFazza March 1, 2017

Mississippi River Boating

When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.

by USMC110869 February 24, 2010

clown boxing

showing off in front of the mirror when no one is home: flexing, showing cleavage, making pouty lip faces, dancing to boy george naked.

I do my best clown boxing drinking martinis while on house arrest.

by Cootie August 24, 2006

slap boxing

A way for little pussies to fight without getting hurt. If a person ever asks if you want to slap box, calmly let them get in the first two slaps and then punch them in the face.

Game over.

Tom is a pussy because he slap boxes.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Boxing Yul Brynner

stimulating your penis with your hand or hands to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Putting his fists up to engage in a round of rubbing one out he notice that his cock kind of looked like Yul Brynner's Bald head from behind as he start to stroke..... Just then I get a call for one of my buddies they ask, "waz up"? and I say, " just sittin' around BOXING YUL BRYNNER".

by Yo-B-Dawg May 15, 2010

Lip boxing

A woman frozen in a fictitious fear of expressing verbally what is going on internally, due to a lifetime of warnings delivered in the form of a threat, whether delivered verbally or mentally even when those phantom fears remain intangible.

Lip Boxing: "He gets off on breaking lips...specially thin flip yappers like hers." STFU

by MLMLHR2779 October 30, 2015

Jack booting

Jack booting is a derogatory term used to describe a system, usually a government, that utilizes force (police or otherwise) to coerce people into compliance.

"I can't stand democracy, you have to pay taxes, and if you don't get arrested! that's jack booting!"

"People should just do whatever they want, no one should be jackbooted into compliance!"

by ragswolf February 25, 2019