Blue Balls

Another word for your testicles being cold.

When I jumped in the frigid cold ocean. My testicles became blue balls.

by Mr. Survivor February 26, 2020

blue balls

the excruciating pain a man receives when his balls swell up because of a lack of sex. And when a man is sexually interacting and being "teased" his body will push semen towards the urethra but if not "relived" in a matter of time the semen will back up into the balls creating an excruciating pain, remember sperm is men't to go out not in!

in some cases a man can not just masturbate to fix this problem due to sexual frustration a man must be relaxed while another female (or male) relives him mentally and physically

NOTE TO ALL SPOUSES
NEVER EVER! EVER! let your man get this because of the amount of pain, NO MAN deserves this kind of torture.

(girl) rubs guys junk and starts to kiss him

(guy) gets hard

(girl) stops

(guy) blue balls comes into effect

by DR.Hall January 12, 2012

bluebollock

someone who only has one bollock and during the winter months turns blue mainly people called phil

its freezing in here, you wanna see my bluebollock

by yogibear September 3, 2006

blue balls

when your girlfriend hasnt gaven up the pussy,and you get cock blocked by her right when you think your gonna score

-shit man my girlfriend gave me the biggest blue balls!!

-i here you man you should dump her for angel she can fuck!!!!!

by imaraiderfan February 19, 2010

Blue Balls

The act of masturbating at lightning speeds with your legs spread, causing your testicles to smack your Gootch with great force. When you ejaculate, you feel pain in your scrotum. Your balls turn to a light blue color, indicating that you have abused them.

dude im sore
from what?
A bad case of Blue Balls

by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011

BLUE BALLS

IF YOUR BIRD TURNS YOU ON SO MUCH THEN DOESNT MAKE FOR YOU TO SHOOT YER LOAD AFTER A WHILE YOUR BALLS COME UP UNDERNEATH YOUR PUBIC BONE TO YOUR NAVAL AND ITS PAIN BEYOND ALL COMPARE IN THE SEX DEPARTMENT - PUSHING THEM BACK DOWN INTO YOUR SACK AINT EASY ALTHO ITS PREFERABLE -

AW MAN I GOT THEM CURSED WRETCHED BLUE BALLS COZ MY OLD LADY WENT WITH "FLUFF MUFFLER" YESTERDAY EVENING ! -

by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018

blue balls

A painful situation that men with a large sack experience while sleeping. This occurs when the sheet on the bed gets tied around your sack and chokes out your balls - causing extreme pain and turning your balls a bluish purple color

I woke up screaming this morning - my sheet was tied around my sack choking out my left nut. Worst case of blue balls I ever had

by porky sanchez September 6, 2010