been around the block

A person who has learned from relevant experiences in the world
- Street smarts
- wisdom
- real-world experience
- seen a thing or two

"If your not sure how to run this business, ask Old Man Dave. He's been around the block a few times"
"Could tell Mayor Hudson to fix the schools?" "No. Ask Shelly she's been around the block with her before"

by mazeradaville October 24, 2017

Musicians Block

Similar to Writers Block, only for musicians.

When a musician can't come up with anything.

Arrrrrrg! I've had musicians block for two weeks now!

by Fellow Musician July 23, 2009

blocka

The sound made by a "nine" when being used to "pop a cap" in ones rear end.

Also associated with splitting wigs.

- blocka blocka! - OW! MY ASS!

by bitchnigga October 20, 2003

Blacksketball

The current status of American professional basketball.

'Some Blacksketball players suck complete cock, such as LeBitch James, whereas many Blacksketball players, such as Dwight Howard, help the NBA'

by Nonetheless January 18, 2012

Block Party

A party that takes over / place a whole block or most of it.

HAHA! That block party on Main St. was the shit! If only the cops didn't come.

by gundamNIT January 15, 2003

TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH!

A meme created in the forum of the game Heroes of Newerth, where a player uploaded an screenshot where blacksmith portrait was shown instead of the minimap. Then somebody said WANNA SEE YOUR MAP? TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH.

Oh, look, new hero!!
TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH!

Mid Mis
Who left?
BLACKKY GOT A DOUBLE KILL
TOO BAD IT WAS ME, BLACKSMITH!

by pkoitus October 9, 2009

jacking block

When someone or something prevents or interrupts a wild session of jacking off, in any of three ways:

1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.

2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.

3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.

A: Dude I was jacking off last night and my mom scared the jizz out of me when she walked in!"

B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.

by Larry Finster December 29, 2009