buzzer beater

The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.

I pulled out a sweet buzzer beater in Wades lounge the other night. I managed to stash the evidence under the couch cushion, I bet he won't find it for months!

by rusty g January 9, 2010

Beavers

The small furry animal. Also the OSU Beavers, the sad sorry excuse for a college team who loses to the Oregon Ducks at everything.

beavers, osu, ducks, etc

by Goducks798 January 15, 2009

Beasters

Marijuana referred to as beasters is commercial weed said to come out of british columbia, but in essence it could be coming from any part of the world where they are producing metric tons of marijuana for profit. Usually very dense due to being moist from lack of curing the marijuana, also extremely hairy and of not much substance or trichomes. The people producing this marijuana are producing and turning it over at large rates. More than likely organized crime who are using the money to fund other enterprises. ounces usually sell for anywhere from 200 to 300. sometimes youll come across some pot that looks like beaster but is cured better and has more THC and we refer to this bud as "A-sters" or "sexy beast".

Custy: Hey man you got any more of that funk from the other day?

Dealer: Na man i just re-upped and all my guy had was beasters....sorry bro...i can do them for cheap tho.

Custy: Aw man are you serious?! ewwwww! I think ill be better off just picking up some Middies and smokin' blunts.
Lemme know when the Headz roll back through aight!?

by Alice Kramden July 24, 2010

boner beater

The act of thinking of a grenade during school, work or while in any public place to get rid of a raging hard on.

Guy 1:Dude i got a huge boner in school the other day so i thought of that ugly girl from gym and it went right away.
Guy 2:Dude she's a great boner beater.

by yeagabombz June 20, 2011

Wife beater

A person who beats his wife.

"Johnny is a wifebeater"

by Chad May 2, 2003

Meat beater

a person who masterbaits way to much.

yo Scott is a meat beater.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

beatersweet

when someone tries to make themselves look better than their friends

usually done by posting group pix with friends and making sure they all look ugly except for the person thats posting it

bro you look so murked in the picture jamal posted... he beatersweeted you.

by ysl slatt September 30, 2018