Ash Bear

A Facebook community whore, also known as Kearsten LeBeau. She sells shitty merch, sells shitty art, makes shitty YouTube videos and is one of the biggest lolcows of 2018. Piss her off, she'll rage on for months about you and talk as much shit as she can.

She became well known in the community after whoring around and consequently getting leaked. She uses getting leaked anywhere she can to get sympathy, she's gotten banned from multiple groups for being obsessive and causes shitstorms everywhere she can.

Stay away from her unless you want to feed into her drama or watch from the sidelines. She's most well known for being "pinecone girl" aka she got fucked by a large pinecone and posted it for the world to see. Ash/Kearsten holds into it as a crutch to keep some sort of relevancy.

Friend: *being dramatic*
Me: You're being such an ASH BEAR right now!

by lolthrowaway September 26, 2018

Lar-Bear

A nickname for a man named Larry because it rhymes.

We all went over to Lar-Bears house last night.

What’s ole Lar-Bear up to?

by It’s funny because it’s true. June 8, 2018

pooky bear

Garfield's bear. Pooky allows Garfield to show his other side. He's a teddy bear extraordinaire; cuddly, understanding, and always there when Garfield needs him. Plus he never tries to hog Garfield's blanket or food. Garfield likes that.

raymond is my pooky bear <3

by you know who........... April 30, 2009

POCKET BEAR

A stocky hairy masculine gay male of small stature

that's one sexy pocket bear

by obliqueanz October 5, 2009

Bear gram

a group of guys jizz on a girl and roll her around on a barbership floor

for valentines day, me and 5 of my friends gave my girlfriend a bear gram

by Rob Kovell February 11, 2009

Bargain Bear

Any small rodent commonly taken as a pet. Usually a hamster or gerbil.

Jemaine: What do I do then?
Brett: Stand over here, and stay hidden. Pretend you're looking at the bargain bears. Indicates hamster cage.

by Telling March 17, 2009

Ington-bear

A suffix used for just about anything, derived from the old british stop motion show "Padington Bear" and Created by Adrian Shegstad and Sean Wholey.

1. Suck my Cockington-bear.

2. FOR FATHERINGTON-BEAR

3. You look like Danny Gloverington-bear, ya sick son of a bitchington-bear

4. Ingtonbearington-bear

by Seanic January 18, 2009