Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up

I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery

by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021

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Batteries Plus

s an American retail chain of 600+ franchise outlets2 founded in 1988 that sells and recycles345 batteries of varying size and voltage that provide power to operate consumer electronics, watches, cell phones, digital cameras, automobiles and other devices that require DC power

In July 2016, Los Angeles based private equity firm, Freeman Spogli & Co., acquired Batteries Plus from Roark

by SPrice1980 October 5, 2023

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battery

a smol object that runs on electricity that sacrifices its battery life to power yuor shet
it has a short life and drinks iJuice to replenish is energy

my battery died in 20 mins

by UKball January 5, 2019

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Sucked Battery

When your battery is low. Or you had open some Apps ,so they stole your battery.

Overreacted Mom: I called you 25 times why you didn't accept

Child: Sorry i was on Snapchat and played some Games so i had a sucked Battery.

by Honeymoon_C January 25, 2017

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Battery

A device containing an electric cell or a series of electric cells storing energy that can be converted into electrical power, (In Simple words) An Object That Powers Many Devices, Such As, Toys, Remotes, Controllers, etc.

I Put A Battery In A Remote For It Turn On And Change Channels

by 86ft97 September 27, 2022

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Baghdad battery

When one partner lays on the floor while the other partner squats over their head. As they take their stance, the "bottom" partner then tases the "top" partner right in the butthole.

While the power was off last night, we decided to lighten the mood with a good 'ol fashion Baghdad battery!

by NoMoreShabuShabu May 13, 2023

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