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Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.
Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!
by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009
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cheese burger walrus

A man that consumes cheese burgers on a substantial scale effecting the physical appereance of said person
fuckin bobandy that greasy cheese burger walrus.
by Bobandy July 6, 2008
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Burger of the Day

A special burger created by Bob Belcher on a daily basis. It usually features distinctive ingredients and a punny name.
"Hey Bob, what's the Burger of the Day today?"
"It's the Say Cheese Burger! You should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018
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C Burger

When a woman is such a cunt, but you don't want to sound like an asshole for saying so. Can also be altered to explain level of cuntyness, by adding toppings...
You see Joyce brown nosing the manager during the meeting? What a fucking C burger.

Can you believe Joyce was promoted for brown nosing the Manager? Shes a fuckin C Burger with Cheese.
by JFBravo April 24, 2011
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struggle burger

A hamburger where the meat has been replaced with cheap noodles. This is only something you would make if you're broke as shit. Usually popular among college students, hobos, and people who invested in Bitcoin.
I'm always making struggle burgers. But one day, I scoured all of my jeans and my floor and sidewalks outside to collect enough change to buy a cheeseburger from McDonald's. That was seven months ago and I still have the wrapper as a keepsake.
by abisexualsockpuppet March 10, 2014
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puttin cheese on my burger

1. generating cash flow for oneself
2. phrase commonly used to explain to your friends that not all of us can be slack mother fuckers and rely on our parents to pay for everything, henceforth you must work often and miss out on activities you would like to - but simply cannot attend.
slack mother fucker: Hey dude it's tuesday night and it's only midnight...lets go mud doggin' or somethin

jake: nah i can't, i'm gonna be puttin cheese on my burger all day tomorrow
by nigrigged June 4, 2007
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50 Burger

Putting up 50 points against an opposing team in a sport that typically does not have such a high-scoring stat line, most specifically, American football.
The Green Bay Packers put up a 50 burger against the Chicago Bears in their second divisional matchup of the 2014 season 55-14.
by Camtown November 17, 2014
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