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love buffer

It means something preventing you from experiencing sexual pleasure fully, for example, a condom.
A: I don't need no love buffer.
B: Then you don't get to f*ck me.
by PointTH June 17, 2017
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Buffering

The temporary state of being you experience right after taking I.V. drugs specificaly meth.
He was still buffering from the shot and couldnt keep up with the conversation.
by Chaos77 November 24, 2020
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Television Buffering

When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.
Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.
by Joquandra April 7, 2011
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Buffer flicking

Female version of the maintenance stroke..... the act of modging while waiting for your porno to load aka a pre modge
Boy : what you up 2

Girl: thought id call you while im buffer flicking
by Loubylou69 November 24, 2016
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Buffer

A certified knob washer who makes sure the male porn stars penis is not caked with smegma before it gets hummed.
The buffer thorougly swabbed my knob before my debut porn scene.

While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.
by Felini Digital February 3, 2021
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Shit-Buffer

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.
My boss is a great shit-buffer.
by olijj February 7, 2022
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Buffer and chill

When you mess around with your partner instead of watching the video because the wifi is bad.
"Did you guys enjoy the movie?"
"Nah man, it was buffer and chill all night"
"Did you tap tho?"
"AYEEEE"
by SirRusky May 1, 2016
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