rectal broom

When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick
Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!
by cdubz284750 January 07, 2016
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Triggers Broom

An object that has had a lot of parts replaced or repaired; it’s in reference to a scene from the 1996 episode sitcom Only Fools and Horses, Heroes and Villains, where the character Trigger talks about how when he worked as Road sweeper he used the same broom for 20 years, and how it has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles
I’ve had to have another new part put in my car, it’s like triggers broom now
by Mister Mango Man September 19, 2023
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Trench Broom

A gun which could have been used to clear a trench in World War 2, including SMGs, Shotguns and Trench clubs.
“Shit, the germans are coming! Get your trench brooms lads!”
by Daspeakerofdatruts November 22, 2021
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Mr Broom

The Janitor that cleans the toilets in school
Oh Hey,it's Mr Broom the Janitor!
by ZhenQi January 09, 2021
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daddy broom

when your single parental figure (mom, dad, guardian, etc.) meets someone new and gets completely swept away (like what a broom does) by them to the point where you are invisible and irrelevant in a very short period of time and the only thing important to them is this new person. daddy brooms will blow their cash, give up their time, and overall just simp for this person that's not even that special. daddy brooms are what you wrap around your finger with
sister: " mom is such a daddy broom she's always with that guy!!"
sister 2: "yeah what a bitch
by mexicanita blancita July 13, 2020
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broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.
"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."
by lar snort September 14, 2019
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Smooch Broom

A poor, uneven, sad, mustache. commonly used for cleanup in the smooch department.
Hey hudson! Shave that smooch broom. U perv
by ibartels May 23, 2021
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