Jesus Beats

Jesus beats is a term used when music relative to the gospel of Jesus Christ is being played

Lecrae: I'm bumpin dees Jesus Beats whenever they seein me.
People lookin all confused, cuz every one of my tunes is screamin Jesus peeps

Anyone playing Christian music = Jesus Beats

by Audaciamusic June 13, 2011

Beats

A pre-organised sexual encounter between three or more men, often in park bushes or woodland areas. Commonly used phrase in Edinburgh, Scotland. Alternative phrases are "Meat and beats" and when there are only three men involved "Beef dinner for three."

"James was off on one of those sordid beats of his last night, the cocksucker."

by Alec Trevelyan October 15, 2006

Batscaper

One who uses a wiffleball bat to trim long pieces of grass and dandielions in his/her lawn. A batscaper usually does this after swinging the bat and missing the ball.

"Awesome curveball, too bad I missed it. AH! I'm so angry! starts swinging the bat at dandielions. "HEY! stop being a batscaper!"

by Nickkk!!! June 17, 2007

Batsquatch

A 9 foot tall primate with wings. Scared? You should be.

"Dude, why weren't you at work yesterday?"

"Fucking batsquatch ate my car again"

by glearny April 13, 2010

Rei batsubami

Perfection.

Omg its rei batsubami. Shes perfect.

by M1n1 December 27, 2020

beatsauce

totally whack.
no one wants to be "beatsauce".
look at jank.

"dude, you're total BEATSAUCE"
"aw man, thats low."

by mark5 December 30, 2004

BOAS

Stands for "bend over and smile." It's what you do when you just have to deal with something you're getting screwed on.

Keith: Damnit, I've gotta stay late at work.
Ben: BOAS, dude. You've gotta make a living.
Keith: Psh, alright fine.

Joe: What the hell??? Verizon charges over $100 for my plan.
Keith: BOAS my friend. You know they have the best service in our area.
Joe: Why do you always have to be right, Keith?

by bls1999 February 20, 2015