bert mccracken

bert is the sexiest mann ever i freaken adore him and wanna fuck him sooo fucking bad!!!! the used kicks ass!

i wanna fuck bert mccracken from the used!

by amanda March 7, 2005

Jew berry pie

A jew being squished inbetween two people.

Me and Calvin maid Kyle into a jew berry pie.

by Mstate1235 January 8, 2010

Berry Lick

When a man lifts his penis and pours port wine all over his scrotum and balls, allowing another person to lick and suck them.

Craig: "Man, I got the best berry lick yesterday!"
Mart: "No way! I can't believe you let matt lick your port covered balls."
Craig: "Ya man, it was awesome!"

by c-blocker333 July 2, 2008

bertation

Bertation is a resulting pattern of speech from a stroke victim or a person with a traumatic head injury. The speech is characterized by words and sentences which either make no sense or aren't words at all.

Example would be the report given by sereen branson at the 2011 grammies. She invented the word bertation during her speech malfunction reportedly caused by a "complex migraine"

by johnnybaaad March 6, 2011

O'Berry

To be sooo phenominal, that people will drop all their plans just to hang with you.

You are the Star of the Bar, The King of the Karaoke, and the life of the party. people all strive to be like you and be in your inner circle.

To be an outcast is to be in a social coma!

"hey dude, wanna hang out?"

"No, I'm hangin with an O'berry"

"AWW MAN, I'm Jealous!"

by joker584 January 25, 2007

Bert

Code word for Danger as explained in the series "Friends"

Joey: Well, you wouldn't let me in, so I thought you were in trouble.

Chandler: Well, we're not.

Joey: But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our code word for danger!

Chandler: We don't have a code word.

Joey: We don't? We really should. From now on, 'Bert' will be our code word for danger.

by Emma79 December 21, 2014

bert mccracken

BERT McCRACKEN IS A GOD !!

by Jessie Lee September 6, 2003