Wild Alaskan Dingbat

A shrew-like creature found mostly in the retail areas of the Anchorage, AK suburbs. It has a shrill, piercing, nasal call and is known to have large litters. The Alaskan Wild Dingbat is a fiercely territorial rodent and is known to react to stimulus with a wild barrage, often leaving it confused. Mates for life. Classified as Homo regressus.

Did you see that Wild Alaskan Dingbat on Fox News today? Wow her pelt is shiny! She thinks she's people!

by AdamAWright March 28, 2010

Bom Alaska

Something you say when you are tripping on LSD.
A safe word you say to know that you are in reality
An evolutionary word which becomes a nickname to Bom Touvy

Could you pass me that Bom Alaska.
Don't that! It's a Bom Alaska.
Have you been to Bom Alaska

by philosophiq May 15, 2015

The Alaskan Bull Worm Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not composed of metal or other minerals, but in-fact the Alaskan Bull Worm.
Since scientists are unable to gather samples of the Earth's core due to extreme temperatures and pressure it is completely plausible that the Alaskan Bull Worm lives there and it is his chamber, since we have no evidence to prove otherwise.

'Hey man, have you heard of quantum theory?'
'Nah, I've heard of the Alaskan Bull Worm Theory though'

by alaskanbullworm1 February 4, 2021

Oceans Ate Alaska

A progressive metalcore band from England, that is known for having intricate guitar and drum work, different time signatures, and awesome breakdowns. Though they are one of the better metalcore bands out there, they still have some common flaws of metalcore bands, like having whinny lyrics, and slight lowering in quality after losing a singer.

"Yo dude, did you hear that new Oceans Ate Alaska album, it's pretty good."

by Vibrathot July 31, 2017

Leah Marie Allas

A weeb obsessed furry that can bark really well. She likes art but smells like an old lady. She poops in nuggets and her farts spell like spoiled sinigang. She hits her brother only because he thiccer than her. She wants a taser so shototodoroki can tase her poosy. She lost her best friend Ellie... because she left her in the car when she was little. Yes, Ellie is not a real person. Leah now believes she is on alt tik tok and is the main character of MY movie. She farts in her sleep.

Man... She purs like a leah marie allas.
She barks like a real leah marie allas.
She lost her stuffed elephant like a leah marie allas.

by MattyBCrapsLikeAngelicaAllas69 September 23, 2020

Wet Hand Alaskan Dry Rub

When you spit on one hand in preparation to give your boy a cheeky rub and tug, then sike them out and run the wet hand through your hair only to begin wacking them off with the other, dry hand.

Yo its fucked, Daniel hit me with the wet hand alaskan dry rub last week.

Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.

by Darklordbunnies May 20, 2022

that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

What you say when your mate, clearly incredibly intoxicated prepares immaculate sausages for dinner then brings them out the back on a plate with an atlas photo on it - but puts the plate on a wobbly table, the table falls then the plate breaks.

Mitchell: oh fuck I knocked the table over with food and plates!
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

by heeeyyjohnny February 11, 2021