Autistic

Something that shouldn't be used to put others down for being different from you and the people you are used to meeting.

Please spread awareness about bullying autistic people for their autistic traits. For example, my best friend, who I will not name, has been getting bullied this past school year for some of his autistic traits. It got so bad to the point where he almost punched one of the bullies, which is very out of character for him.

Please, stop bullying people because they are different. They didn't do anything wrong.

(MADE BY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY AUTISTIC!!)
Random person: Why are you so fucking weird? What are you, autistic? (Under their breath) Fucking retard...

Max: (with sarcasm and a straight face) Oh my god, how'd you guess?

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Person: Hey, I think that I might be autistic...

Friend: Really? Why do you think that?

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Me: Dude, I think Cracklin is autistic. I mean, just watch him...

(Later, Cracklin is confirmed.)

Me: LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

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Me: You cannot handle the uber instincts of my uber autism... Observe...

(Proceeds to have autism as my special interest and loving to talk about it no matter what my other special interest or hyperfixation is.)

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Person: (Entire room is filled with sensory toys and merch of special interest)

Person: This makes my autistic brain *very* happy. Does a silly yippee!
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Autistic

Autistic means having autism, also known as ASD (autism spectrum disorder). Autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by social difficulties, repetitive behaviours and stimming, different sensory needs, focused interests, and a need for routine. Autistic people can be any gender, sexuality, age or race. They are not any worse than other people. Please do not bully autistic people.

Autistic does NOT mean:
Stupid

Ugly
R******d
Immature

Any derogatory term
Kathy: Why is Lilith wearing noise canceling headphones in class?
Ellie: Because she’s autistic and has difficulty with the loud noise in the classroom.
Kathy: Oh, ok.
by that_girl_called_lilith June 02, 2025
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Autistic wanna-be Voldemort

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
by The professional definers June 09, 2025
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Autistic Attacker

A person who has severe autism and loves attacking people for no particular reason.
by Arham ali November 22, 2023
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autistic puberty laugh

A very low-quality laugh, often ironic.
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by dummyville October 03, 2019
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autistic pussy slayer

people with autism slay the most pussy out here
omg have you seen the big o he's such a autistic pussy slayer
by Archie2353 March 18, 2024
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