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asscend

When one is so obsessed with the topic of ascension that they just end up looking and acting like a complete ass, usually by bragging about it, denying their inflated ego ignoring that their “spiritual journey” is nothing more than a mask used to cover up their quest to appear and feel like they’re above everyone, and other obnoxious behaviors. They regurgitate popular spiritual phrases like “love and light” and “namaste”, and post obnoxious memes in order to both validate and cover up their narcissistic douchebag behaviors.
“NewAgers don’t ascend, they asscend.”

“Ever since Becky got into spiritualism she’s been such a bitch. She’s asscended, alright.”

Hopefully they snap out of it before the asscendsion takes over for good!”

“You’re assending and it’s scaring me!!”
by TreeSquidMcGee August 11, 2019
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Aspen fuller

Aspen fuller is a loyal friends. She is vv pretty and sesreves the worl
by Lilop August 19, 2019
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Aspen marie

She will be your bad and angeliece loves her alot and she is awsome
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Asspyn

A slim thicc lil baddie who’s a real dank meme daddy and a total babe. Send her unwanted pics and she’ll expose you hella quick.
She puts the “Ass” in Asspyn
by Yo dawg 23 September 1, 2019
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Aspen Casserole

An Aspen Casserole is a form of sexual foreplay involving (specifically) ball-point pens and someone’s ass with some form of casserole (preferably sweet potato casserole, although any casserole will do). Delicious if you try it twice - don’t knock it until you try it. Mmmmm
Hey Liz, would you like to go enjoy a warm, Aspen Casserole with me on this fine afternoon?
by SimeonJGun October 21, 2019
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Aspen

A MAJOR FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!! If you see an aspen, punch her in the face immediately!
Person: Who’s that bitch?
Me: That’s fucking Aspen Ann Elliot
by Bitches666999 November 1, 2019
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Aspen

she is uh oh stinky and stans mario selman and nowh snickerdoodle
aspen is uh oh stinky and stans mario selman and noah snickerdoodle, she also dates the 3 stooges
by iamkimberlyyyyyyyy December 3, 2019
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