Asseurysm

An asseurysm is the medical term for when multiple farts are blocked behind a brewing turd, causing the pressure in your ass to rise and a feeling of discomfort in your ass. Failure to release the turd and lower your ass pressure may result in Coronary Ass Disease (CAD).

"Hey, where did Mike just go?"

"He dashed off to the loo. I think he was about to have an asseurysm."

by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014

assburning

When you eat any sort of spicy food and your asshole erupts into flame.

Dude I had a totally assburning experience at taco johns

by Carlos the dinglefart November 19, 2015

assault-shaker

When someone is so Triggered and salty over something so little and whats to start a fight over it.

Help! Theirs an Assault-Shaker

by sargey Dead November 25, 2016

Assdumper

An asshole that dumps enough feces to completely fill a landfill

Man on phone: sorry man my anus is now an assdumper. I cannot gather enough toilet paper to save my life!

by Dandongding December 16, 2016

assburster

Based on Alien franchise.
A log of shit so large and painful, you can swear it feels like a chestburster. Except it bursts out of your ass, hence the name.
Usually happens when you're constipated.

A: Vacate the toilet already man, it's been half an hour already!
B: I've got a chestburster coming out of my ass!
A: LOL, an assburster. Good luck, bro.

by Nappko February 21, 2017

Assburn

When you eat some delicious spicy tasting food and about an hour and a half later, you're shitting out lava; Taste great on the way end, but awful on the way out. Only hope of mitigating the pain is to wipe your ass immediately after taking a dump.

You: God man, I know I don't need to order to these Habanero Wings... Lord knows I don't want assburn, but I love spicy food.

by TheUselsssRandom July 1, 2018

asscunt

A bitchy bully who degrades you and does not help you at all . Motherfucking asscunt.

Like this girl: Katie Akulova

Katie is an asscunt

by killlakillasscunts July 8, 2018