assdent

The giant indent left in the couch by one's posterior after an extended period of sitting. Often seen in conjunction with couch potato-itis.

The assdent your mom left behind after last night's episode of Desperate Housewives was so deep that we lost the remote, a half-eaten turkey burger, and someone's cat.

by samh5f April 29, 2010

asscentric

Polite word used negatively towards Men who appear gay towards a female, when in fact they are hitting on them. This confusion allows both parties to be openly flirtatious and form a basis for a sexual encounter. Often found at social gatherings in creative circles, and can strike at any given introduction.

"That man's assentricness seems to be working in his favour"

"I'm not gay! I'm asscentric!"

"I was fooled by an asscentric."

"That woman is a sucker for asscentrics"

"HA! You so got asscentricated!"

"He's asscentroning on me!"

by flammi September 4, 2011

Assberg

Someone who is a real asshole underneath it all.

He may flash you a smile, but once you get to know him he's nothing but a titanic assberg.

by ncopernicus September 25, 2015

Feather Assed

A term used to describe the tickling of a persons ass with a feather.

I wish I had that guys car and he was feather assed, we'd both be tickled!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Nothing Assed

1) used in any situation that a person feels is not worth their time or energy.

2) this means nothing to me

3) not phased or moved

"This argument is nothing assed to me."

by E.V.E. October 4, 2007

assed

popular suffix to emphasize a word.

Your gay-assed son just came out.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

gay assed

Commonly used to describe something that really, really sucks

What the fuck?! My car's broken down, mother fucker?! That's some gay assed shit going down!

by Green Will August 18, 2006