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Star Fox Assault

The worst game in the Star Foxseries.
The whole point of this game was to make the morons who hated Star Fox Adventues happy, cause Rare didn't want a plot go to waste. First of all the game is way too short and can beaten under 4 hours. To make it worst 6 of the 10 missions are crappy ground mission where with terrible controls, you go around with Fox blowing up random objects untill all the red dots on the radar are gone. There's also the lackluster Vs. mode which has no AI bots or Capture the Flag mode. With the expection of 3 Vs levels (Orbital gate, Corneia, and Great Fox)the music is terrible, it sounds like the crap you would hear off a Kids Bop Album. But there are lots of unlockables which one of them is Xevious where you could get by beating the game on Sliver medal mode. You can get more unlockables by playing Vs matches, but unless you have 2 or 3 friends, this process will be incredibly boring. Overall Star Fox Assault is a crappy game. I would advise that you only rent this game.
Person 1: OMG Star Fox Assault RULEZZ1!!1
Person 2: No way it sucks, SF 64 was way better.
Person2: But it had Xevious.
Person 2: you mean the flash game you could play on newgrounds.com
Star Fox Games Developers: Nintendo>>>> Rare>>> Namco
by Angryclaimaster September 24, 2005
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An anal assault means a good anal sex session
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Assault Cow, the original, most elite type of human. Anyone going by this name should be honoured in his glory and suppurb supremeness.
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What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts.
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Weapons in a variety of ways, including the all popular Assault Rifle. However other weapons exsist.
Usually used to describe weapons that auto-fire, a full automatic weapon.
Assault Rifle
Uzi
Ak-47
Metal Knuckles
Taser
Mace
Switchblade
Butterfly Knife
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Dildos
One of those Fucking Machines yo find being sold an ebay by sum old bitch.
Ducks
Cat
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by W/e May 13, 2005
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A motorcycle fitted out with tall suspension, knobby tires, handguards, and loud muffler; designed for maneuverability and lanesplitting, it can find parking anywhere.
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(noun) Describing the love between a man (subject A) and a woman (subject B). Specifically when it is dark, the woman is unable to communicate, and the sensuality is non-consensual.
I would love to sensually assault Angelie Jolie.
by JOBUS CORKNAN December 2, 2004
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