Ali

loves colour so much he sticks markers up his butt for pleasure

Ali: *sticks marker up butt*
Everyone: nooooo that was the best flavour now it smells like crap

by RaptorXTS February 12, 2019

Ali

Ali is an amazing friend. She will always be there for you whenever you need her. She is a great girlfriend and she can get jealous at times.

Girl 1: " I have a question."
Girl 2: "Yea. What's up?"
Girl 1: "The other day you said you have a best friend. Who is it?"
Girl 2: "Oh, yea. Her name is Ali. She is an amazing friend. You should get a friend like her."

by @yourgirlperfectbody December 17, 2018

Ali

An absolute cunt his parents consider him as an accident and he is the guy with the tiny dick but talks a lot to act like he a big dude

Dude that guy at the market is such an Ali.

by Raptor XD June 7, 2019

Ali

gave up on the markers and started doing tannow with Roudha

*Walks in room sees ali and roudha*
WHYYYYYY MYE EYESSSSSS I NEED BLEACHHHHH

by RaptorXTS February 12, 2019

Ali

There are many types of guys in the world, but no one can compare to being an Ali. Ali's are magnificent creatures, you'll be really lucky to find one :) He has an amazing personality, really talkative and funny, he can make you laugh like crazyyy. He's also a really supportive guy! Ever feel like crying? Call a Ali! No one should doubt how Ali is. He's smart -- a very intelligent young man. He enjoys sports, but also focuses on his academic performance. But don't forget, Ali's are also capable of giving so much love. He might seem like the odd one out in some occasions, but once he starts getting comfortable, the spotlight is all his. Not only is he super charismatic, he's such a sweetheart and knows how to treat a girl right. Ali's are also super good looking. You won't realize it right away, but this dude definitely gets with the girls.

He acts like all the girls aren't interested in his (he's so humble) but little does he know, everyones crushing hard on him.

Ali is such a sweetheart. If you have a Ali, take care of him! <3

Ali: I don't know if I can pass this test...
{You: Shut up Ali. YOU'RE YOU.

by slayingalwaysbish May 30, 2018

Ali

Ali is a great friend with a huge heart.She is like a wolf strong,fast, aggressive and loyal.She is so beautiful, if you look at her it will be like looking at the sun.If only everyone could have a friend like that!!!

Ali:die in a hole Dino!!!
Me:oh my gosh Ali!!!
Ali:I can't help it I was born to insult him like a true woman!!!

by Hi hi!!! January 8, 2019

Ali-A

A cringy, clickbait cunt.

'You CAN'T BE KILLED if you do *THIS* in Fortnite: Battle Royale!' (This is actually the title of one of Ali-A's videos for fuck's sake.

by Bebi_ June 12, 2018