weed hoes and alcohol

the prerequisites for a kickass party

That party last night had weed hoes and alcohol. It was a pretty kickass party

by lifesprettychill June 23, 2011

alcohol

1. A potable chemical used to make it's drinker look like an idiot in public.

"I had WAY too much alcohol last night."

by star8706 February 2, 2003

Alcohol

Alcohol is said to make the truth come out but i came to realize that this is false. Alcohol is fun because it make people drunk. Drunk is being something your not, acting how normally you would not. Which in fact is not the truth about how you behave. Alcohol instead of creating the truth it creates distances. Distances from many things. Distance from yourself for one. When drinking alcohol it makes yourself less well... like yourself. Whether its not acting like yourself at all or thinking that alcohol is going to make you "fit in" but if you have to do something to try to fit in you don't belong there in there first place. This is where distance steps in again because it is taking you away from the place you do fit in.. like with the friends who like you without the alcohol. Alcohol is also used as a tool. People say "I'm just having a good time" but if it was a real good time you would be able to do this without the need of alcohol. And if you were with the ones that really mattered you would be able to have a good/fun time without the need of alcohol. Really alcohol has a false name for itself and it should be known.

You are drunk as fuck, and i think it's because of the alcohol.

by kell60 January 27, 2010

alcohol

The source of every problem with abuse in the world. It was banned once, and should have stayed that way. It is the worst thing in the world and causes the most deviorces and child runaways than anything else. It sucks. Only idiots drink that crap (which is what it smells like too). Also the cause of a ton of suicides. More people die every year from alcohol-realated stuff than anything else, even drugs and homicides.

Idiot: Want some alcohol?
Smart Person: You're such a f------ idiot!

Cop: Why did you run away?
Kid: I ran away because I couldn't stand my dad's drinking anymore...

by kowshe March 4, 2009

alcohol

God's gift/destruction to mankind.

Thank God for alcohol!

by bicyclethieff January 14, 2008

alcohol-induced frivolity

Fun and/or joy induced by alcohol consumption. Used in the TV Series "The Big Bang."

After leaving the bar Cheers, Jack and Diane engaged in some alcohol-induced frivolity.

by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008

alchoffee

Sacred alcohol and coffee drank together.

Many examples of get-sloshed-while-sober alchoffee can be seen in cocktails like the javatini, chocatini and various espresso cocktails.

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007