albatool

A pretty rad gal if you ask me!

Person 1: Who's that rad gal?
Preston 2: Oh it's albatool!

by HerbalWitch February 4, 2018

albanian

the greats people in the world

they are the people who beat teh fuck put of italians austria-hungariens and germans. the most beutyful and tought people in the whole universe. me most turstworhty people in the world.
Albanians are people of great dignity and respect. People that if u fuck wit will cop u r had off. The people of the two hadded eagle and skenderbeu. They move to uk so they could get a better life cuz their country is going thrught hard time. Albanains have the most beutyful country in the world. Albanians have on of the most ancient country in the world and the best language of all time shqiptare per jet and the cleanest one. i got to agrry wit my boy up u do dress to take the garbage out some time we dress in suit to change are cars oil

I am Albanian
The albania hero is Skenderbeu
ALbanian beat the fuck out of their hate
Dat albanian is going out wit dis fine ass chick
Shqiptaret u qinte nene te terve

by [e-mail] April 13, 2006

Albart

The process of adding Album art to music (mainly mp3), normally using software (such as I-tunes).

You normally don't need to albart legal songs downloaded from Apple's music store.

by Hrishikesh November 7, 2005

Albacore

To have sex while in a hot tub while it is also cold out. The Albacore is a submarine developed in New England for high speed and maneuverability after World War II. If you've ever had sex in a hot tub while it's snowing, you'd know you better have some high speed and maneuverability to get the job done.

Dude, last night after everyone went inside, I gave Brie the Albacore in the Jacuzzi.

I want to albacore her so hard later, we just need to get the rest of these dudes out of the tub!

by Vic Sokul January 1, 2014

Albania

Land of liars, drug sellers, and child prostitution. Their income ins defined by the drug trafficking and other hardcore crimes in Europe and the USA. They’re politically in hatred with Serbia, but the Albanian mafia is working with anyone. It used to be the country where man were man and stood their word. With the EU expansion, they learned how to act like European pussies.

Wie nennt man einen Albaner auf dem Karussell? Eine Dreckschleuder!

Don’t act like a fuckin’ Albanian, be a man!

by anonymous March 7, 2023

jessica alba

1. To go from a beautiful, curvy, tanned Mexican-American woman to a cracked-out looking, bleached, railing pole that just got starring roles in major films after she was made to look even more blond and pale than Mexican/dark. You don't believe me? Google her pictures from when she starred in the Fantastic 4 film!

Trust me. They're gonna start bleaching Eva Longoria, too. That's Hollywood for you.

2. To have natural beauty but no acting talent.

Sue: I wanna be like Jessica Alba; use my beauty to star in that new Colin Farrell film.

Me: No you don't. When your looks start fading and your body changes shape, Hollywood is gonna dump you ass like old garbage. Go to acting school, first!

by twistedbabydoll August 15, 2007

alaea

Alaea is a pretty chocolate girl that love to get stuff started. Alaea has a sweet heart and defends her friends&family. She's a very athletic girl she runs fast can do flips and the splits. She has musically and dances on there to, one of here friends is her dancing buddy in school. Alaea is hard on the outside but soft on then inside.

Alaea is pretty.

by Laea12 January 25, 2018