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Hey, do you hang out with that Andy guy?
Yeh, why what’S wrong?
Oh he’s a pedophile. You better hide your kids
Oh wow thanks for letting me know.
Andy by Rong’S girlfriend May 8, 2020
Andy is the best friend of all. He demonstrates courage, loyalty and he is fierce in the face of ugly sox. Don't put him in the microwave or he will pop happiness upon you from his penis. Andy the gay cowboy knows no nose. You'd be happy to get an handy from Andy any time of day. Particularly in the morning when the moon light is ethereal in it's glow.

If you know an Andy, then you know what it's like to be loved.
I used to be straight until I had a drink of Andy
Andy by Pomeranian Smiles May 12, 2020
Andy is someone who looks for meaning in their life through any means necessary, including tweeting at the urban dictionary Twitter bot. They are generally very funny and brightens everyone's day with their shenanigans. You'd be hard pressed to find a friend like Andy.
Andy keeps tweeting at the Urban Dictionary bot.
Is he trying to find some external meaning??
Yeah
Andy by Houdini's Rabbit May 25, 2020
Classic in all epochs. Andy is a father and a son but would rather spend his days fishing and gardening than dealing with Becky’s bullshite.
Andy by Escargoted April 15, 2020
andy is the most weirdest person but also coolest person you can met in the world, he’s really annoying at times but also he can be a bitch even when you get to know. He’s NOT good in bed so everyone is lying. Hes bad looking but everyone makes sure to make him feel confident about himself or else he goes out of control. He falls in love way to quick but there friends always give him a advice
andy is ugly
andy by caca pee April 19, 2020
Someone who bails on plans at the very last second. Also randomly leaves get togethers with the boys because his dad randomly picks him up.
Andy: YO WAHT MY DAD IS HERE!!!
The boys: Okkkkk Andrew!!!
Andy by AwesomeBonar69 June 6, 2020