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Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.
by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022
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dissociative amnesia

A dissociative disorder characterized by the inability to recall important personal events or information and usually associated with stressful events.
"My dissociative amnesia is so bad, I don't even remember getting behind the wheel! When I realized I was driving, I was lost and couldn't remember what I was doing or where I was going."
by _Boogie_woogie_ April 25, 2022
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Chili Amnesia

A psychological effect cause by the consumption of excess chili in which the afflicted can not remember anything.
Alex Jones ate so much, he ate himself stupid.’
‘Yeah. He’s got Chili Amnesia.’
by WhereEaglesDare August 6, 2022
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gone amnesty

To go amnesty is to completely lose touch with reality, no matter what the intention was, and to equate a victim with their abuser.
This phrase originates with the report Amnesty International published on August 4, 2022, which plays to Russian propaganda and has been widely criticized, including by Amnesty's own staff in different countries.
Unfortunately, even after multiple resignations of staff who disavowed the report, Amnesty's Secretary General Agnes Callamard and Advisor Donatella Rovera failed to recognize their mistakes and apologize to the people of Ukraine, thus invoking anger from the international community and particularly #NAFO fellas, who flood them with funny memes pointing at their mistake.
Apart from the report, there are multiple other examples where Amnesty went amnesty.
She's gone amnesty and said the Jews should have just made peace with the Nazis to stop the Holocaust.
by Ukrainian Community in Ireland September 13, 2022
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Grease Amnesia

When the food is greasy that it’s causes short memory for a period of time in the future.
James: Hey have you tried Cheesecake Factory? I’m wondering if it’s good.
Zach: Yes I went, and It’s alright, it gave me Grease Amnesia though.
by Winwesbla May 29, 2023
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hiking amnesia

Hiker’s own selective amnesia.

Remembering the “wow” at the top but forgetting the “fuck there’s more” on the trail, making you want to do it again.
-We should redo the same trail because the view was stunning
-Must be your hiking amnesia speaking cuz we nearly died going up
by bcer420 January 5, 2024
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Gay amnesia

The enchanting phenomenon where two gay men cross paths, engage in potential amorous escapades, only to blissfully forget the encounter and relive the joyous introduction upon their next meeting, creating an eternal loop of delightful rediscovery.
I’ve met Michael before, but he doesn’t think so because he suffers from a case of gay amnesia.
by Xmadnessmadeforme January 11, 2024
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