Alcohol

Confidence in a bottle.

Bryan drank a bottle of Sailor Jerry's (Rum which contains alcohol in case you are a dumb motherfucker) and was motherfucking confident and comfortable with his own personality (the opposite of his usual self).

by wittyname January 19, 2010

Non alcoholic drunk

Usually used when someone who is drinking a nonalcoholic beer is too drunk to walk and drive

Jerry: duuudeZ, Im s00ooo drunk broz!11Q1 Wh0s the desugnat3d driver ton1ght, cuz im wheyyyy to trashed

John: But jerry...Its nonalcoholic beer

Matt: He must be a Non alcoholic drunk.

by Cody Baggs is here October 30, 2007

alcohol dick

When a man is so drunk he can have sex with a girl for a long time because he is so drunk and his dick is full of liquid.

Hey sexy guy, wanna fuck me?

No, You can't handle my alcohol dick.

by rackcitybitch2012 January 2, 2012

non-alcoholic beer

Beer that is non-alcoholic.

Usually contains less than 0.5% abv. (alcohol by volume)

"I drink non-alcoholic beer because I'm allergic to alcohol."

by Non-Alcoholic Duff Man September 29, 2009

Alcoa

1. Aluminum Company of America
2. A city 20 miles south of Knoxville, TN.
3. Home of the Alcoa Tornadoes and rivals of the Maryville Rebels.

If you look at almost any baseball/softball bat it will have a logo of Alcoa on it.

by Lil Wardie July 6, 2008

alcoholicide

to suffer from any of the conditions directly related to the self-inflicted overuse of alcohol or other intoxicating substances containing alcohol;

That boy must be trying to commit alcoholicide. That fool has already drank a case of Coronas and is now taking shots

by Mr. P March 1, 2004

alcoholism

A vague, ambiguous term referring to people who have lost control over their drinking, and is therefore having a negative impact on their life, such as work, relationships, or health. Somewhere along the line, for the sake of political correctness and to completely liberate people from responsibility for their own actions, Alcoholics Anonymous and other such groups started referring to alcoholism as a "disease". They claim that you CAN'T bring your drinking under control, you have to SURRENDER TO A HIGHER POWER, and you have to STOP DRINKING FOREVER, because you have a DISEASE, and are not responsible for your actions, but are in fact a VICTIM.

Calling alcoholism a disease is not only false and harmful, it is also offensive. Cancer is a disease. AIDS is a disease. Lyme disease is a disease. Alcoholism is an addiction, and addictions are a pattern of behavior, NOT a disease. Alcoholism can LEAD to disease, such as cirrhosis of the liver, but isn't itself a disease. You CHOOSE to drink. You don't choose to get AIDS or Cancer.

By calling it a disease, you are throwing your hands up, and saying "I can't help it! I have a disease! I'm a VICTIM." By saying "Damn, I drink way too much. I'm the one putting the drinks into my body, and only I alone can cut down or stop", you are empowering yourself to take control of your life. The power to stop is in YOU, not an imaginary "higher power".

"I know I don't need this next drink, but I can't help it! I have a disease! The disease of alcoholism! I'm gonna have several more drinks, because it's not my fault!"

by MACDAS January 11, 2008