Jonah

A rat bastard who can't spell if i had a gun pointed at his balls

Nerd: Hi! i'm Jonah.
Chad: Go fuck yourself

by Whore Dismemberer October 15, 2022

Jonah

Jonah apple seed
Sc Jonahgebear

When you have to do this because of a dare “Jonah”

by Stillrisky August 12, 2022

Jonah

Receiving oral sex while swimming with whale sharks.

She gave him a Jonah while snorkeling in Cancun.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Jonah

You’ll fall in love with Jonah’s personality and looks. You’ll fall in love with the way he talks and all of his red flags too… you guys will date and you’ll think everything is great. you’ll facetime and laugh and say Goodmorning and goodnight. Then one day he’ll break up with you and shatter your heart. You’ll wish you could blame him but you can’t because you know that he’s right, and that it wasn’t gonna last and that it’s just right person wrong time. So you learn to deal with it after hours of crying and realize that you would rather see him happy without you, than miserable with you. Love you jonah, but that was really shitty❤️

Omg jonah are you breaking up w me?!

by People who did me dirty April 13, 2022

Jonah

His blonde hair is thinning but his smile is wide. He’s short, but a genius. His penis is small but he has a great heart.

Denise: Jonah is such a little bugger.

by Shmuelh16 February 13, 2022

Jonah

The best, silliest guy ever!! best person 2 play regretevator, RMA, and cof with!!!! he's david irl i dont care what anyone says!!1

on a more serious note, Jonah you're truly amazing, i would do anything for you and you're honestly the reason i want to wake up in the morning. I hope you get everything you want in life, if you ever decide you want to let me go id still be happy, because i got to know you in the first place. You and florence are genuinely the light of my life and you two never fail to make me smile or laugh. I love you both, so much. and i love you jonah, never let anyone make you feel like youre unworthy because you arent.

and of course, as a The Outsiders fan,

Stay gold, Jonah.

by simonzluv March 10, 2024

Jonah

Something very stupid, and in most cases has 0 brain cells.

"You are such a Jonah"

by redled69 August 10, 2023