October 31

National Have sex with a ghost day. If you are a single perverted man than you will like this you will always be with someone watching your intense boners.

Hey want to October 31 me?

by Sexy Porn Ghost October 23, 2019

March 31

Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day A Holiday In Which People Wear Flowers On Their Head Like A Ukrainian Mostly girls with side braids

Bob:I Wonder What Today Is

Layla:It's March 31 Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day

Bob:Oh Shit,I Don't Have Side Braids

Najib:I Am Not A Junior Eurovision Contestant

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes October 23, 2019

Basement 31

That simplord who collects 31 girls and keeps them in his basement. Basically torture for the girls, they'll get to hear all his "cringe" pickup lines and deal with his simpish actions.

{Conor} simps a lot for his Basement 31 ngl.
Ikr, skyze really is such a simplord
Imagine having Basement 31

by Zylveツ December 21, 2020

January, 31

National Turn Your Camera Off On Zoom Day

Teacher: Turn your camera on!
Student: Sorry miss it's January, 31, National Turn Your Camera Off On Zoom Day

by Simp For Wonder Woman January 11, 2021

July 31

Nico mawini's birthday, happy bday makina!!

+Dude, do you know what day it is?
-Yeah, july 31, why?
+ Its mawini's bday man
-Loool thats awesome, lets celebrate

by Ferrosa July 30, 2019

October 31

National Satan’s day!

Oh hi bob what’s today?
Bob: it’s October 31 that means it’s national satans day!
Oh... no

by ÄßhërÅßh October 27, 2019

March 31

the day where a random giant nuclear lizard will fight a big monke

Guy 1: Man I can’t wait for what happens on March 31!
Guy 2: Yeah, me too. I think the big monke will win!
Guy 3: but what about the fact that a robot version of the lizard will create a Batman vs Superman situatio-
Guy 1 and Guy 2: shut up, guy 3

by yourpseudonym999999999 February 13, 2021