2 way sword

A way of saying double edge sword when you're retarded.

Hong Kong Phooey - You cant set the Bar and Prescedent up high and then ask people to work the next time for 1/2. Its a 2 way sword. (sic)

The UG - LOL

by Flipyoutoo September 28, 2008

2/22/2022 at 2:22

One of the most amazing times in a person's life to smoke marijuana.

I got high on 2/22/2022 at 2:22.

by JoeyBomm February 22, 2022

2.9

Another example of a dumbass way to say "I love you".
A derivative of the popular "<3"
because... wait for it:
2.9 is "less than 3"
Show your significant other just how much you love them and how cool you are at the same time!

Girl: Miss you. Love you!
Guy: 2.9 u 4 eva!!!!

by CO-Loser November 2, 2007

2/11

Armed Robbery of a gas station.

Yo man did you see Eazy E pull a 2/11

by Halfz May 25, 2016

2 cats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely hot. Very Humid.

Man, it's hotter than 2 cats fucking in a wool sock.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

2 Girls 1 Cup

A very, very, very disgusting internet video. It starts with two girls making out and then one of them shits into a cup and you actually see her butt and see her shitting. Then both girls eat the shit and throw up into each other's mouths.

The video has become an internet phenomenon from videos of people's reactions to the video. They even have an episode of Family Guy where Brian shows Stewie the video.

1st boy: Have you seen the video 2 Girls 1 Cup?

2nd boy: No, but I'll watch it tonight.

the next day

2nd boy: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?

1st boy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

by matthew winchell September 27, 2008

2 inch punisher

The 2 inch punisher belongs to a failed pornstar and uses it to fluff blotch and stretch out his butthole and make him bleed on accident. It is very small penis but gets the job done on the cat.

I use my 2 inch punisher to fluff blotch.

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020