june 13th

the day that bri is shipped with many many different people and sometimes foods

omg it’s june 13th!! bri and ______ are so cute together!!!

by thisistotallynotaleahiswear June 13, 2022

July 13th

National girlfriend day <3
Spend the day with your girlfriend, match with her on every social media you both have, etc..

“Can we match babe? It’s july 13th!”

by hisluvr July 3, 2022

Friday the 13th

The most amazing day of the year! And most likely when Jason Voorhees will murder you!

*Friday the 13th*
AHHHHHHHH ITS JASON!!!!!
*ded*

by Teagan the syrup goblin June 19, 2020

NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY MAY 13TH

It’s whenever you be a dick to everyone

People ask people when is NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY May 13TH

by Steve dumb April 29, 2021

The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th

Once again, Michael was in AP Calculus BC. Michael had asked what infinity/infinity was. One could simply answer the question by saying the answer is undefined; however, that is not what occurred. What occurred was an epic battle of banter. Those around listened in silence and horror, pretending to not listen. The largest blow of this epic battle occurred when, Thall who shall not be named, called Michael a "Dirty Liar". That was the last straw in this encounter. Michael quickly responded with "You did not just call me that". They were in an absolute stalemate. The battle ended with positive email interaction. To this day, the two sides remain at peace.

Today is The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th. We all must mourn this great tragedy. Nothing compares to the horror that occurred on this day. Nothing even comes close. Some might bring up the events that occurred in the 1940s; however, they would be mistaken. One must always respect The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th.

by leahcimgnuoy March 22, 2023

April 13th

National Suck dick day

On April 13th Lexi shall give her boyfriend/husband head 😛 National Suck dick day

by Get pinched if you miss out April 13, 2019

Friday 13th

The most unlucky day in the calendar. Justified fear of this day is called paraskevidekatriaphobiaor friggatriskaidekaphobia. You could get run over, your house could burn down, you could run into a long-lost evil boyfriend, or you could fall down a flight of stairs and subsequently die of neumonia.

Shit, it's fuckin Friday 13th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no fuckin way I'm gettin out of bed!
*Snore*
Oh, jeeeez, I just choked on my own phlegm.

by Paraskevidekatriaphobiac February 13, 2004