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Club Condo

The catch-all term for the place you go when:
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.

The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
Eric: What should we do this weekend?
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
by joffreybaratheon1 April 22, 2025
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Doughnut Club

when accounting for all aspects including things like personality or maintenance, a group of girls that think they are hot, but are actually zero's.
person 1: buzz, your girlfriend. woof!
person 2: yeah, halie is in the doughnut club, she's a butterface, a bit like ruth buzzie and screetch had a child. high maintenance, a terrible person, begs for social media cred and think she's hotter than fire. not to mention she still lives with her parents at 30 years old and doesnt have a job. well, unless you count mommy and daddy's money having a job. she's got big boobs though, so there is that...
by boshk October 5, 2022
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club banger

A small sub-compact pistol, easily concealable in any clothing.

Although not usually carried when going out clubbing, club banger describes the sort of pistol you could carry to a club, just in case something happens.
You want a smaller gun? You're gonna want this one. It's a nice club banger this. You won't go wrong with it; shoots straight every time.

He went out wearing a pair of golden shoes and a club banger in his belt.
by mCLEAR August 23, 2021
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deconstructed club music

Modern variation of electro-house that incorporates sounds of crashing glass , gunshot samples and an explosive sound palette . Often paired with pop acapellas and a pretentious pseudo-{political} message to give its meaningless blatancy a deeper dimension
"Bro I went to Berghain - Säule the other day the played some pretty dank deconstructed club music"
by SOUNDNICHTANDERS June 2, 2017
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clubbed

Clubbed or Clubbing is how a douchebags would say instead of a typical word like, "lumping" or "combining'
"2 months have again been clubbed under a single invoice "
by JAY EMSSS July 15, 2022
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Doki doki literature club

A wholesome game about ais and cults 🥰
"Hey I just got that doki doki literature club game"
"Oh, cool"
by Tawn-Tawn_11037 July 19, 2022
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Dub Club

Noun or Verb
dŭb klŭb
(past tense= Dub Clubbed)

1. When a player beats their opponent by 20-29 points in a basketball (sometimes football) video game.

2. When a player is winning by 20 before the game is over. However, the losing player has a shot at redemption to get it under 20 points in one offensive possession so that the game can continue as normal. If the losing player does not score in the offensive possession and the winning player gets possession back, the winning player has to ask if the losing player gives up and wants the result to be a 20 point "L" OR if they want to continue. If the losing player chooses to continue, they have a chance to bring it back and either win or make it a respectable loss OR the result can end up being a 30 ball (lose by 30), a 40 ball (lose by 40), a 50 burger (lose by 50), etc.
1. I played Craig in 2k last night and I hit him with a dub club
2. I played Karen in 2k yesterday and I sent her to the dub club.
3. Aye, ya boy got dub clubbed in the first quarter. At least he was smart enough to not continue once I got the board.
by Tumeg2108 May 21, 2024
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