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taking a grenade

The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.

The responsibility of a "wingman".
Ok Joe, you'll be taking a grenade tonight with the crazy one so I can get with Collette.
by Rob Prime June 5, 2014
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Take Me Out

So if you're lonely
You know I'm here waiting for you
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you
And if you leave here
You leave me broken, shattered, I lie
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot, then we can die
Ah

I know I won't be leaving here with you

I say, "don't you know?"
You say you don't know
I say, "take me out"

I say, "you don't show"
Don't move, time is slow
I say, "take me out"

I say, "you don't know"
You say you don't go
I say, "take me out"
If I move, this could die
If eyes move, this could die
I want you to take me out

I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here with you

I say, "don't you know?"
You say you don't know
I say, "take me out"

If I wane, this could die
If I wait, this could die
I want you to take me out

If I move, this could die
Eyes move, this can die
Come on, take me out

I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here with you
by Gothic Miscreant October 15, 2023
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takee

takee in golf, when the partners one plays with won't give you a gimme, you declare instead that you will "takee" the putt and move on.
That's a takee for a bogie.
by profpaulv September 23, 2020
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Taking the Berger

the act of a girl giving a blow job to a boy who has a penis the size of RJ Berger's
Girl 1: Jan! I heard you Taking the Berger last night?!?

Girl 2: Well, kinda. It was too big of a Berger for me and I began to choke :(
by Mickyrat95 August 22, 2011
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Take it like the red cross

A street phrase meaning if you want my money/drugs/property, you're going to have to fight/kill me to get it.
Would be robber: Give me your money!

Not a victim: Take it like the red cross.
by Rdy2dstry December 17, 2023
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I will take your life

by Communism Is Life May 3, 2025
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Take your head for a shit

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude
Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit
by Just me, not him July 21, 2023
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