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Michigan State Shot

Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.
Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!

Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.

Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??

Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
by Sparty311 April 30, 2013
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Secret Squirrel Shot

When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.
Have you noticed Eric has been ordering a secret squirrel shot with each beer he gets at the bar?
by Alicia Center April 1, 2022
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Pre-Shot Spawning

When crosshair spawning happens, and the person is already shooting as you spawn in, so you die instantly
Are you fucking kidding?! I hate pre-shot spawning!
by Handleishandleable April 15, 2018
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Shot-House

Formerly: a place to go to buy "a shot" of liquor if you are underage, or if the area is a devoid of bars.

Recently: a place to buy liquor or drugs, and if things go badly, you could get shot.

The locations are usually at "holes-in-the-wall" or is on a "back road". You are generally allowed in if someone knows you as an acquaintance (or "friend"), otherwise you are watched suspiciously and it could end badly. They do not have a license to sell open containers nor to sell alcohol to-go so participants generally avoid police, State Alcohol Beverage Control Department, and ATF (and DEA). Participants also may come and go high or intoxicated, much like at an actual bar.
Kelly: The shot-house has too many cars halfway in the narrow street now that it is payday.
Ken: There is as much scrap metal on the ground from beer cans as there are shell casings at that shot-house.
by T3CHN0PH0B3 September 10, 2021
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machine gun shot gun

What little kids and ignorant people would call a "automatic shot gun".
Person 1
" They should make a Machine gun shot gun, it would be so OP."

Person 2
"Are you retarded!"
by Peter Pan1217 January 29, 2018
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yogurt shot

When someone sets you up with a joke with a perfectly hilarious and obvious punchline, and you get so excited that you jizz all over your face and ruin everything.
"Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss."
by spelchek December 12, 2013
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Shot

Dude: I’m gonna go take a shot
Other dude: What?
Dude: Shit* fucking autocorrect
by Spelling Corrector July 19, 2021
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