emo kids

Teens who believe everything that MTV tells them to be gospel, and waste their parents' hard-earned money on flimsy band t-shirts, box-framed glasses and other pre-packaged merchandise courtesy of their local Hot Topic store. Not to mention the CD's containing the emo music, which is a waste of money in itself, because by the time these kids are 23 none of it will even matter.

Bands such as Dashboard Confessional have no reason to cry, because you idiots make them rich.

You don't have to listen to shitty music and wear stupid clothes just to be different. We are all different, and a "crowd" is an abstract idea, not a real thing. It's you who label yourself, not other people. Don't spend money and time chasing uniqueness; you were born with it.

Aww hell, nobody listens to Wes. Screw it. Waste your money.

by Wes July 27, 2004

Indie Kid

Self-righteous, green tea drinking dumbasses who incessantly try to "out-deep" each other by seeing who can put more Elliot Smith quotes on their myspaces and trying to pass it off as being original. They typically can't distinguish the difference between owning a guitar (typically acoustic) and being able to play one. Anyone else's taste in music is inferior to theirs especially if it doesn't have a reference to working out their causeless angst through cigarettes, coffee, and wearing stupid shoes. They're like paper cuts, no one likes them, but as foul as they are, no one cares enough about them to acknowledge them as anything important longer than about 22 seconds.

Chef's Mom: Oh lawdy, it's a succubus comin' to get mah baby!

Chef's Dad: Calm down the damn succubus and the potatoes a damn minute nahw, woman! Christmas, it's an indie kid!

Chef's Mom: Oh hang on, I'll go see if I have tree fiddy!

Chef's Dad: Dammit, woman, that's why the monstah keeps comin' back, 'cuz you keep giving him tree fiddy nahw!

by duderntooter December 22, 2008

kid boy

Luscious young male, much desired by older males (and some females too). Blonds with long eyelashes who haven't started shaving are the prototype.

See that kid boy on the steps of his junior high? He makes my mouth water.

by hughie m. October 19, 2006

Who's Kid is This?

When you see/hear about someone's Epic Fail, you ask yourself or others who is responsible for making that child such a retard

Guy 1: I accidentally tried to eat soup with a fork

Guy 2: EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. WHO'S KID IS THIS?

by Chill Kneega June 21, 2010

AP kid

Kids who live in the ghetto probably without a dad. They scream and make trouble and smoke weed and travel in packs like animals. If you look at them they get triggered and pick a fight. They give schools bad reps and irritates the kids who actually try to do well

*hears loud monkey language in the school hallways

"Oh no, here comes the AP kids"

*looks at them
"What u lookin at?!"
*throws fists

by MidgetEinstein14 November 27, 2017

shitty kid

a kid who resides (or claims to) in a city; usually characterized by pale skin, tattoos, dyed black choppy hair and girls jeans, a can of PBR, and bike;

I almost hit one of those shitty kids on his fixy bike on Boulevard. Why do they all look the same?

by Ha804 May 21, 2009

scene kids

1.Seen kids are seen.
2. Those kids that look emo, scremo, punk, mainstream stuff mainly.

Everyone knows the scene kids when they see them, thus they are seen, because they look blantaly emo and like they just walked out of a Hawthorne Heights or Taking Back Sunday concert.

by OMG ihavetheremedy4luv August 24, 2006