hairy black manatee 

"The act in where to large people have sex on a bunk bed"

"When one white male fornicates with an even larger black female"

"The act of brushing ones teeth after eating out a rather disgusting female genitalia"

"did you see the girl he ate out last night she was a hairy black manatee fo sho!"

"I went through two tubes of crest, after eating that hairy black manatee."

"I thought he was fat, until i saw the hairy black manatee he slayed last night!!!"

hairy black manatee by XXforlife April 14, 2010

hairy back wheels 

Either one of the two oval organs that produce sperm in men and other mammal males enclosed in the scrotum behimd the penis

That guy has a big set of hairy back wheels

hairy back wheels by Spanno October 6, 2015

Hairy potter 

A very small hairy dick

That man Simon got a hairy potter

Hairy potter by Bby_meme January 27, 2020

hairyarmpits32 

The dude on Roblox that goes around harassing emo girls and boys because they are stupid.

Robux hairyarmpits32

hairyarmpits32 by spoiledgamer128 September 24, 2020

Hairy Bible 

To jizz in a bible then rip your pubes out and stick them in the cum, then close the book and forcefully shove the book so far up your ass it starts to bleed.

Me and my cousins had a fun time with a hairy bible.

Hairy Bible by Gavingaming February 22, 2023

Fred Hardy 

A person who wears generic brand versions of graphic t-shirts similar to those of Ed Hardy. Often worn by cheap guidos.

Hey look at Fred Hardy over there with his t-hirt from target

Fred Hardy by Hanoian17 August 13, 2009

hairy pussy 

Poontang the way Mother Nature intended - totally natural and unshaven :D My girlfriend is a nice pretty young lady who's also completely unshaven, and allows me to pleasure her in ways only someone who likes hairy snizz can. Anyone who doesn't like hairy coochie is probably gayer than a rainbow banner at a gay pride parade.

Contrary to what I've seen many people write, a girl's pubic hair does not, I REPEAT, DOES NOT get stuck in your teeth if you went down on her. Anyone who is stupid or fucked up enough to believe that doesn't deserve to get any, fuckin' homos...

My girlfriend always lets me go down on her, and I am much obliged to eat out her sweet, naturally hairy pussy - mmm, yummy

hairy pussy by Robert F. Black January 3, 2009