Fuck Twins 

2 People who always seem to mess something up

Person 1: Where the hell are they?
Person 2: I dont know they are fuck twins always fucking shit up

Fuck Twins by JimmahLebouche January 18, 2010

fuck every penny 

A phrase used to describe a woman's psychological approach to the act of having sex with a man who, despite being hideously unattractive, is incredibly rich.

Nicole, you're 26... How are you dating that 60 year old guy?

Ben, you've got to fuck every penny.

fuck every penny by doctorbrockwell November 5, 2010

fuck-sighted 

blind as a bat, when neither short or long sighted. Your sight is just totally fucked

Jim - so u wear glasses. Are you short sighted or long sighted?
Gary - I'm neither, I'm fuck-sighted.

fuck-sighted by mr blobby789 January 2, 2011

fuck track 

The track on a hip hop album that is slower, smother, or more r&b, to encourage you to put the moves on your lady.

Slow Jamz on College Dropout is the fuck track of the album.

fuck track by akumanouta April 12, 2011

Fuck Up of the First Order 

1) Adjective - The ultimate mistake which ends with disastrous consequences, usually involving multiple parties which were not, directly, involved in the incident. Usually, it starts with a minor, low level, bad decision.
2) Noun - A person who commits the "ultimate" mistake.

The introduction of the Africanized Bee in Brazil in 1957 created consequences that spanned across continents and devastated ecosystems. This is prime example of a "fuck up of the first order".

The person who actually released the bees, or setup the conditions where the bees where released, is also nown as a "fuck up of the first order".

Fuck Up of the First Order by John9999 October 7, 2011

Fuck The Sauce 

What you say when you are telling someone who has possession of an illegal substance, or an item they shouldn't have, to throw it away.
Another way of saying, "Ditch the stuff."

(people smoking weed)
"Dude! The cop is coming! Fuck the sauce!"

Fuck The Sauce by Weedajuana December 28, 2011

Fuck the crew 

When one person ruins something for everyone.

When the captain fucks his crew mates over.

John "did you hear what Mark did last night?"

Mitch: " Yah he called the cops on us last night"

John "Yah, he certainly likes to fuck the crew."

Fuck the crew by TheCaptainiscalling April 20, 2012