TheCaptainiscalling's definitions

Fuck the crew

When one person ruins something for everyone.

When the captain fucks his crew mates over.

John "did you hear what Mark did last night?"

Mitch: " Yah he called the cops on us last night"

John "Yah, he certainly likes to fuck the crew."

by TheCaptainiscalling April 20, 2012

Arif

A measurement of quality

- Yo, how dank is that seat?

- It's about one and a half Arifs
- Shit's whack

by TheCaptainiscalling June 1, 2018

Pleasure Pipe

Penis, cock, phallus

Why does Andre always have to brag about how long his pleasure pipe is?

by TheCaptainiscalling June 14, 2012