Definitions by TheCaptainiscalling

Arif 

A measurement of quality

- Yo, how dank is that seat?

- It's about one and a half Arifs
- Shit's whack

Arif by TheCaptainiscalling June 1, 2018

Pleasure Pipe 

Penis, cock, phallus

Why does Andre always have to brag about how long his pleasure pipe is?

Pleasure Pipe by TheCaptainiscalling June 14, 2012

Fuck the crew 

When one person ruins something for everyone.

When the captain fucks his crew mates over.

John "did you hear what Mark did last night?"

Mitch: " Yah he called the cops on us last night"

John "Yah, he certainly likes to fuck the crew."

Fuck the crew by TheCaptainiscalling April 20, 2012