TheCaptainiscalling's definitions

Pleasure Pipe

Penis, cock, phallus

Why does Andre always have to brag about how long his pleasure pipe is?

by TheCaptainiscalling June 14, 2012

Fuck the crew

When one person ruins something for everyone.

When the captain fucks his crew mates over.

John "did you hear what Mark did last night?"

Mitch: " Yah he called the cops on us last night"

John "Yah, he certainly likes to fuck the crew."

by TheCaptainiscalling April 20, 2012

Arif

A measurement of quality

- Yo, how dank is that seat?

- It's about one and a half Arifs
- Shit's whack

by TheCaptainiscalling June 1, 2018