Cock Reaching

When someone make a lame ass attempt to turn what another said into a gay comment, but totally fails. It's a known fact, that cock reachers perform the act of cock reaching to divert attention from their own gayness.

Person1: "I ate pizza today for lunch."
Person2: "Oh, I bet you do like putting large triangular things inside your mouth."
Person2 is clearly guilty of cock reaching.

by NoReaching September 11, 2009

Cock Roach

A girl who gets around and is WaAAaYyy Dirty to boot.

Jenn is a total cock roach and I know at least 5-10 guys that can vouch for this.

by -cM January 15, 2009

Cock Stamp

The act of hitting a person in the face with a penis, creating the image of a "cock" on their face. Mostly used in homosexual circles, although can be used as a practical joke among close friends or against a non-cooperating female.

"Yo I just cock stamped the hell out of will"
"That cock stamp is going to be there for a long time"
"Sometimes a cock stamp feels so good on my face"

by will "cock stamp" johnson June 1, 2009

Cock Bandit

Another phrase for a raving homosexual. It is best used with the phrase "Ass-riding" in front of it.

Perhaps the best phrase ever.

Freddy Sanchez: Your a faggot, HAHA!
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)

by FEDER4TION August 31, 2006

cock block

Chris Hansen from Dateline.

If your a pedophile he is the definition of a cock block.

by jayleeb October 6, 2008

Cock Master

1. To be a homosexual male: master of the cock

2. Someone/thing which you dont like very much

1. His lover is a cock master.
2. damnit leroy... why do you have to be such a cock master?

by Linds June 2, 2004

cock washer

someone who likes to suck on peni.

that guy is such a cock washer

by woop woop May 13, 2005