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muffin top 

a physical trait particularly on a femal body
austin is wearing that whoreish top and his muffin top is flabbing out
muffin top by flavor ice July 25, 2010
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Polish Top Hat 

The act of using a latex or nitrile glove as a condom during intercourse, ejaculating inside of it, then placing it on top of another one's head. The end result making the victim somewhat resemble an angry rooster (said victim will probably chase you).
I gave my roommate a Polish Top Hat when I came back home seeing him passed out on the couch.
Polish Top Hat by Polish Top Hat November 2, 2012

a top chick

A top chick is a girl who will ride a guy all night.
"Amy is a top chick she rode me all night."booty
a top chick by young prepper October 11, 2015

Flower Top

The girl is standing with her legs spread and she smashes the guys face into her vagina in an aggressive manner.
He had a nice flower top after going down on her.
Flower Top by Scottie 2 hootie January 14, 2016
When you stick the head of your penis in a persons rectum while the person needs to defecate and then pull out, offering them the choc-top for $1 at the drive thru.
'Jeremy totally got a choc-top from me last night'
Choc-Top by ItIsITheStinker January 1, 2017

Carrot top 

A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.
That guy is obviously a carrot top
Carrot top by Haybale June 16, 2017