john ding

John ding is the blackest man ever!

Girl 1: who is that man?
Girl2: that must be John ding!

by Halls bæ May 16, 2018

John McEnroe

Hey wanna watch the tennis final with me
Federer Nadal might have been the final
But ok

Roger Federer
Novak Djokovic
John McEnroe is on too

by Krkič July 14, 2019

JOHN COLLINS

John collins is scottish slang for shitebag/ lady

Your a pure john collins

Or .. come back here stop been a big john collins

by Morehamheed1 July 31, 2019

John Hanson

John Hanson, a handsome man in his 60s,likes to hit on younger women,smells of freshly cut grass.

I wrote a song about John Hanson today

by A.holmes November 9, 2019

Cooter-john

Vagina.

She bent over and her cooter-John was showing.

by Disfatbitch November 15, 2019

John gonzales

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

She wishes she was John gonzales hot

by Papi chulo * November 26, 2019

Jordan John

If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.

She is such a Jordan John. She needs to eat some veggies.

by truthteller34534343 April 8, 2019