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The Fucked Shit

The fucked shit is anything and everything depending on the context because everything is shit and all that shit is fucked. Great term to use while tripping balls when most words no longer work
Hey dude pass me the fucked shit I wanna get proper fucked mate

Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead

Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit

Im really horny will you do the fucked shit

Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit
by The Fucked Guy July 10, 2022
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Mitch faced

Eat so much meat your profusely sweating and your eyes are bigger than your stomach
Let’s go to dinner and get Mitch faced
by Bee 1406 July 15, 2022
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Jumble Fucked

'Where the hell did she put the damn sink strainer....shit, there it is. How jumble fucked is this?
by Lucille, Queen of the ratchet September 11, 2022
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double-faced entendre

A double-faced entendre is somebody who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel, the other side being a devil. Coined himself by Oliver Tree
Oliver tree gave me his word that he would cut me in at 5% earnings from this. Hopefully his hearing isn't double-faced entendre.
by Shel Silverstein November 7, 2022
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Fluster-Fucked

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.
by ~Riversong~ November 8, 2022
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I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!
Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022
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flint-faced hag

DAMNNNNN LOOK AT THAT flint-faced hag, SHE SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED
by Mr.PantsySmarts January 5, 2023
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