eyey 

this one-liner is used when a person refers to something sexual and the term can be used to agree that something sexual happened or is going to happen.

Elaina: urfft, i wouldn't mind him,

Meera: eyey.

Sareena: i've already had him

Meera&Elaina: EYEY!

eyey by pink0x May 27, 2010

one-eyed trouser trout 

My COCK.

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

one-eyed trouser trout by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

black eye affair 

A black eye affair is what occurs when at least two persons drink far enough past reasonable to mutually decide it would be bitchin' cool to give each other black eyes. This is normally done by striking each other in the face. Repeatedly. After all the shiner is never instant so you must not have done it right. Sometimes a third party is needed to hit you when one of you is so drunk that the punches seem to be leaving contusions on my forehead instead of my eye. Ummm. I mean the foreheads of those involved. The bartender will normally laugh and take pictures on his cell phone to show his daughter the effects of too much whiskey... but a lot of other people decide its a good time to go home. Be prepared for a lot of very original Fight Club jokes and inquiries as to just what the fuck is wrong with you the next day at work. A frozen can of beer is very helpful the next day as well. Fuck you Jameson.

What kind of assholes drink a full bottle of Jameson on empty stomachs and decide its a good idea to have a black eye affair? Us.

black eye affair by BJ Himself February 4, 2009

Colored eyes 

Brown & Black eyes are so common when somebody says "that person has colored eyes" they mean that person has an eye color that is not Brown or Black.

That cute blonde with the colored eyes just stole my heart.

Colored eyes by Juicee413 May 20, 2016

eye jam 

The stuff found in the corners of your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

The word originated from London.

Ewwwwww my eyes are full of eye jam.

eye jam by tanya walsh March 25, 2004

Eye AIDS

A disease contracted when someone takes your glasses and puts them on without permission. Kills twice as many people annually than Dubstep Overload.

Annoying girl: Nico can I put your glasses on?

Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.

Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks

Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.

Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?

Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.

Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.

Eye AIDS by SMSchoirboy February 27, 2012

Eyes 

When you look deep in someone's eyes you see there soul there personality there child hood there trauma there lack of words there silence the flaws there happiness and there sadness. The eyes of a man or woman are the most powerful feature to one's body alot of people can't look others in there eyes when and if they are in denial, hiding something, feared by, or Evan if they feel insecure empty or feel rejected people kiss with there eyes close often to enjoy the kiss opposed to one's who keep there eyes open cause the best things in life are ment to be seen.

Power of the eyes

Eyes by Fearlessgirl23 June 26, 2015